WHAT THE HECK IS A MEME?

I was challenged to fillout the questionnaire below, so after Googling the definition of MEME, I gave it a go ...

FOODOLOGY
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Ranch.

Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. Nothing beats a good old fashioned Royal with Cheese and Fries.

Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. Woody's in Goleta.

Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. 20%

Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of?
A. Freebirds burritos in Isla Vista

Q. What is your favorite type of gum?
A. I stopped chewing gum after having braces for most of my childhood.

TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. Some mountain that came with the computer.

Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. Three (playing art all day long).

BIOLOGY
Q. What’s your best feature?
A. My hair.

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. Bad skin things (wear sunscreen children).

Q. Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
A. Sight.

Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. Maybe 10 years ago.

Q. What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
A. I have to refill the bottled water thing.

Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. No.

BULLSHITOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. Ewww, no.

Q. Is love for real?
A. Absolutely.

Q. If you could change your first name, what would you change it to?
A. Tiberius.

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. Blue.

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. Who hasn't eaten part of a wrapper by accident?

Q. Have you ever saved someone’s life?
A. Not in a super hero kind of way, no.

Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. Not literally, no.

DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
A. Okay.

Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. Bring it.

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. Ewww, no.

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. Yes. I'm sure others would prefer I didn't anyway.

Q. Would you pose nude in a magazine for $250,000?
A. Okay.

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000?
A. No.

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. Average-Man saves lives!

Q. Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
A. No way! Those who answered yes to this question, I think you're lying :)

Q. Give up MySpace forever for $30,000?
A. Easily. MySpace sucks.

DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A. Keys.

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A. Yes, but not as good as the hype.

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A. Carpet.

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A. Um, stand.

Q: Could you live with roommates?
A. I don't think so.

Q: How many pairs of flip-flops do you own?
A. One.

Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A. About a year ago, someone side-swiped me on the freeway.

Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A. Kevin Smith.

LASTOLOGY
Q: Friend you talked to?
A. Co-worker friend, just now.

Q: Last person you called?
A. Pizza Mizza

RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A. Starbucks.

Q: What can you not wait to do?
A. Happy Hour!

Q: What’s the last movie you saw?
A. Rocky Balboa. Shut up!

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A. I try.